December 16, 2015

100 Words -- Bombastics Away!

Ted Cruz believes precision carpet bombing is the answer. Don’t bomb the city; bomb where ISIS is. How freaking hard is that? Bomb the hell out of them, like we did in Iraq, and then send in 150,000 American troops to mop up. Uh, not exactly. Cruz talks up the Kurds. Marco Rubio wants a Sunni force. But wait, isn’t that Obama’s plan? Anyway, what we really need is to win the social media war. Shut down the Internet! Break those mean old encryption algorithms! Gee, that sounds like a job for the CEO’s in Silicon Valley. Paging Tony Stark!

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