August 25, 2015

100 Words -- We're Number One!

A recent study confirms what most of us already suspected: America leads the world in mass killings, accounting for nearly a third of the world’s mass killings with just five percent of the population. Why do we dominate? The study asserts that America is overstocked with unhappy wannabes who long for a last chance power drive to 15 minutes of internet fame. And yeah, we are armed to the teeth, so building an arsenal isn’t hard. Hell, it’s a constitutionally guaranteed right. H. Rap Brown said, “Violence is as American as cherry pie.” Brother, the whole world hears you now.

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