Ted Cruz for President! Be still my heart. I can see Lewis Black now, index fingers twitching, all bug-eyed and yelling “Son of a bitch! Two hundred and twenty-five years of democracy and THIS is what we get?” Cruz is matched only by Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in his willingness to talk out of both sides of his mouth. When he spoke at Liberty University on March 23, Cruz asked us to “imagine … a new president signing legislation repealing every word of Obamacare.” One day later, Candidate Cruz admitted he was signing up for Obamacare. Gee, imagine that.